Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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