ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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