if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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