it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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