I would go down on you faster than GM stock
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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