I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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