Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Holy shit dude........stairs
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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