Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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