No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She's the barista slut.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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