I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i love accidental penises.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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