Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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