i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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