Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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