i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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