nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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