He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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