Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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