everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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