Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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