This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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