All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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