Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Dear god my vagina.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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