I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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