gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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