Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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