pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Randomize
