how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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