Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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