He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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