You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Randomize
