I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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