Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Use "feeling words"
Yay
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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