I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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