i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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