it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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