Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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