3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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