After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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