Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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