I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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