Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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