Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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