one two three fourrrrnication!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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