Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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