i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me