so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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