im drinking this country out of the recession.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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