dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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