At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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