So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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