If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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