Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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