im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
