if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
