no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
