i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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