don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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