:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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