Got a toothbrush?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
